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And smile when you say yes. Oh, no, 'yes' isn't even good enough. I don't just have to say 'yes' to some asshole in a cheap suit, engorged with the majestic power to hire and fire at a fucking steak house on second avenue. No, I have to smile at the cocksucker and if I don't, it means I have a bad attitude. A bad attitude? You can't imagine my attitude, you steaming pile of shit, you cretinous asshole, you twisted bastard of a pathetic whore. YES! You! Fuck you! I'd like to smack you so hard your whole fucking family would cry. Fuck off and die in the street, die under a bus. YES! I'd like to kick you to death in front of your dog, you fucking monster. How dare you yell at me. I can't take it, even if it's my fault, I can't- to smile and say yes makes me feel like my mouth is packed full of sand and shit.

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I've Had Everyone Here

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It's been this way for a while, just thought I'd announce it.

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Baby I Can't Stay Mad At You Records presents...

The prequel album from The Winchesters. Salting and torching a corpse near you, the highly anticipated

Driver Picks the Music

1. Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
2. All Right Now - Free
3. Renegade - Styx
4. Honkey Tonk Women - The Rolling Stones
5. Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi
6. Tush - ZZTop
7. Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
8. Cold as Ice - Foreigner
9. Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan
10. My Sharona - The Knack
11. Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
12. Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
13. In a Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly

Also, a link to Shotgun Shuts his Cakehole in case you missed it. The track listing is as follows, stolen from [info]frogmajick, its creator.

1. Slow Ride-Foghat
2. The Boys Are Back In Town-Thin Lizzy
3. School's Out-Alice Cooper
4. Stranglehold-Ted Nugent
5. Highway Star-Deep Purple
6. Paranoid-Black Sabbath
7. No More Mr. Nice Guy-Alice Cooper
8. If You Want Blood(You've Got It)-AC/DC
9. Witchy Woman-The Eagles
10. Can't Get Enough Of Your Love-Bad Company
11. Get Ready-Rare Earth
12. Crazy On You-Heart
13. Fly Like An Eagle-Steve Miller Band
14. Who'll Stop The Rain-Creedence Clearwater Revival
15. Dream On-Aerosmith
16. Don't Stop Believin'-Journey
17. I Just Want To Make Love To You-Foghat

Tell me I'm awesome in comments.

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Really? That's all of you that want holiday cards from me? I handwrite them and say nice shit. Post is here.

Go forth!

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Holiday Wish List Meme
Tags: holiday

*Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you'recomfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple andfandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") tomedium ("I wish for _____on DVD") to really big ("All I want forChristmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is,make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

* Ifyou wish for real life things (not stories or icons), make sure youinclude some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's youraddress or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves)could get in touch with you.

* Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ so that the holiday joy will spread.

*Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just randomjournals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's theimportant part:

* If you see a wish you can grant, and it's inyour heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone'strash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don'twant or a gift certificate you won't use—or even know where you couldget someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free—do it.

* Youneedn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn'tto put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someoneelse's holiday elf—to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously ornot—it's your call.

* There are no rules with this project, noguarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might cometrue. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowingyou made someone's holiday special.

My Hannukah Wishlist )

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Help a Suzi out

Alright, flist. Don't let me down. I need the following songs:

"Home" Beauty and the Beast (broadway) Thank you, [info]littlesilvered
"Empty Chairs and Empty Tables" Les Miserables
"You'll Never Walk Alone" Carousel Thank you, [info]silensy

There will probably be more that I need. It's this project I'm doing. Writing a play... it's complicated. But I need those songs ASAP.

Thank you.

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My Daddy is So Proud :D


NerdTests.com says I'm a Highly Dorky Nerd Queen.  What are you?  Click here!

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Had a fabulous meetup with the TR California girls ([info]thaursir, "lj user="misspeacock">, [info]silensy) and special guests [info]moonlight69, [info]deense, [info]hedonisticated, and [info]lessthanpie. It was fuckin' fantastic. I feel like assbaskets, now, but it was worth it.

Aaaand I didn't do any homework over the weekend. I need to come up with a proposal on a local level before tomorrow morning and write a thesis paragraph about it, and come up with a VP proposal for Arts League, of which I am now Vice President, and in charge of PR, Advertising, and Marketing. And Math homework, too. I haaaate my life this semester.

Gonna watch Voyager and work my ass off.

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Happy Birthday, [info]talqom!!!

For your birthday, I give you the Jackie Hewit. You'll never have to sleep alone or do another load of laundry again. The only downside? You'll be stuck with songs from "No, No, Nanette" for the rest of your days.

Love!

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In the lovely countrycide that is Los Gatos, I am alone in the universe, and won't be going to any HP midnight releases. Actually, I may not even get to read the book until I get back, so I am going to be dodging the entire world until I have, because if I am exposed to ONE spoiler, I will scream. I am one of the people that's rather serious about that, which is why [info]thaursir makes me happy, because she checks with me before telling me about even the tiniest spoiler of the least-known canons. :D

Anyway, PLEASE keep me posted as to what to avoid, and I hope no one is stupid enough to spoil in TR, lest death happens. I love you all!

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While all you bitches were out seeing Pirates, I was at our local Babylon equivalent. VIP in Riverside and we watched strippers, got cruised, danced and drank. It was fucking perfect.

Except I ran into three past fucks. Which made me laugh nonetheless.

If I don't find my bracelet, I'm going to be fucking devastated.

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Today, I am 21.

And I can't even get shitfaced because I have a final tomorrow.

Oh, well. Still excited. :D

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Happy Birthday, [info]moonlight69!

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Meeeemeeeeeeeeee-eeeee

Taken from yo mama.

• Go to IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favorite TV shows.
• Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
• Have your friends guess the show names.


1. Colleague, arrogance, famous opening theme
2. Oddball, suburban life, family The Riches. Guessed by caraccident
3. Title spoken by character, sitcom, janitor Scrubs. Guessed by [info]genjadeshade
4. Twenty something, lawyer, prom
5. Human relationship, insecurity, coffee shop Friends. Guessed by [info]genjadeshade
6. Bleach blond, bereavement, cult favorite Buffy. Guessed by caraccident
7. Bisexual, fidelity, gay African American
8. Girl power, dead girl, class conflict Veronica Mars. Guessed by [info]shelightsupwell
9. New York, roommate, gay kiss
10. Mysterious past, anti-hero, wisecrack humor Firefly. Guessed by [info]rinlage

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New obsission? The Riches.

Please, flist, tell me I'm not alone.

I want to play Wayne Malloy *shifty*

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I called Elise to help me pack my bags
I went downtown and closed the bank account
It's not about another shrink
It's not about another compromise
I'm not the only one who's hurting here
I don't know what the hell is left to do
You never saw how far the crack had opened
You never knew I had run out of rope and

I could never rescue you
All you ever wanted
But I could never rescue you
No matter how I tried
All I could do was love you hard
And let you go

No matter how I tried
All I could do was love you
God, I loved you so
So we could fight
Or we could wait
Or I could go...

You don't have to get it. That was my day. Lyrics from Jason Robert Brown's musical "The Last Five Years."

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While some lovely anon person gave me 12 square months of paid time (OMG THANK YOU!!!) my add-on userpics are expiring.

Anyone wanna help a Suzi out (again)? I swear when I get my first paycheck, I'll reciprocate.

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It feels so God damn good to be in a play again. Especially a musical. I've discovered that, while I'm still an attention whore in every sense of the word, I'm not as much, and people that try and attention-whore it up during rehersals piss me off somethin' awful. We're there to reherse, dude, not talk about what an incredible singer you are.

And the guy that's playing Jamie in The Last Five Years? If I wasn't already married, I swear to you...

And yeah. I'm not dead.

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Please. :D

ETA: Also! A meme stolen from [info]traceace.

Name a fandom I have, and I'll answer these questions:
01. The first character I fell in love with
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
03. The character everyone else loves that I don't
04. The character I love that everyone else hates
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer
06. The character I would shag anytime
07. The character I'd want to be like
08. The character I'd slap
09. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I hate

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